Good evening one and all - We're all so glad to see you here
We'll play your fav'rite songs,
while you all soak up the atmosphere
We'll start with Old Man River,
Then Maybe Stormy Weather, too
I'm sure you know just what to do
On with the show, good health to you
Please pour another glass
It's time ot watch the cabaret
Your wife will never know
That you're not really working late
Your hostess is Wendy
You'll find her very friendly, too
And we don't care just what you do
On with the show, good health to you

And if by chance you find
That you can't make it anymore
We'll put you in a cab
And take you safely to the door
Oh we've got all the answers
And we've got lovely dancers too,
There's nothing else you have to do
On with the show, good health to you

You're all such lovely people
Dancing gaily round the floor
But if you have to fight, please
Take your troubles out the door
And now I say with sorrow
Until this time tomorrow, oh
We'll bid you all a fond adieu
On with the show, good health to you